one or more of these is true, unfortunately, you are driving a Ford...
look in your rear-view mirror to see two people with their hands on
You constantly receive sympathy cards from the Department
When you are walking across the parking lot, you see a priest
performing last rights on your car.
While stopped at traffic lights, other motorists offer to
help push to get you started again.
You have preferred customer status at Repco Auto Parts.
You have to stop along side the road at least once a day to
pick up parts that have fallen off.
You leave your keys in the ignition and a $20 bill on the dash for
gas money in hopes that someone will steal your car.
When you drive though town, people stop what they are doing
and just start laughing.
People try to hire you to bring your truck to their house to fog for
In place of a spare tire, you find a pair of running shoes.